.... and your stupid if you (ski) in the Wolf River (although it's legal there).
Just wondering if you are having a bad day or do you really believe this? The Fremont Webfooters do their ski show on the Wolf River in Fremont just north of the highway overpass. Actually, it’s just upriver from the slipknot.
http://www.webfooters.org/

Yes, this was part of the act.

2006 Show Schedule
Date Location Time
June
4th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
7th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
11th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
14th Wedneday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
18th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
21st Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
24th Saturday Mecury Invite- Janesville TBD
25th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
28th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
July
2nd Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
4th Tueday Neenah - Riverside Park 2:00pm
4th Tuesday Menasha - Jefferson Park 6:30pm
5th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
8th Saturday Fremont River Days 6:30pm
9th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
12th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
16th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
19th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
22nd Saturday State Tournament 6:30pm
26th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
30th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
August
2nd Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
6th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
9th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
13th Nationals Janesville, Wisconsin TBD
16th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
20th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
23th Wednesday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
27th Sunday Webfooter Show Site 6:30pm
Fort Fremont marine gives ski lessons along the Wolf.
When it’s windy the river makes for the best answer for water skiing.
Had you said it would be inadvisable to ski during the heavy fishing times or during the busy summer weekends due to the increased danger from the volume of other boats I would agree.
Weekday on non-holiday days along the Wolf River is in my opinion some of the best skiing you will find in this state.