A lady accidentally walks in on her 10 year old son who is taking a bath
she quickly walks back out but had noticed that his "winkie" was kind of small so she calls a doctor. "Doctor what can I do for my son regarding this problem? I don't want him to grow up with a complex about his small winkie" The doctor replies "Well, we really don't want to do any kind of surgery or anything but there is an old wives tale that states if ' He can eat as much burnt toast as he can stand it is suppose to make it grow'. So the next day the kid gets up for school and comes out in the kitchen and there on the table is a Whole loaf of burnt toast. He says "Am I suppose to eat all that??" the woman replies:
"No honey, just eat one or two pieces...the rest is for you Father!"
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......
(my ex-husband Never appreciated that joke!!!)
