You're no fun. I'm taking my ball and going home. 
Oh...I'm plenty of fun. Come on up to Road America for the NASCAR race in June...that's going to be a blast. Carnage all over the track. One of my buddies lives about a mile from the track. We're going to have a costume day. Dress up as your stereotypical NASCAR fan, then head over to the track for the day...lol. Buck Teeth, wife beaters, mullets...lol.
You should get a booth there for your company! I can get you in contact with the Marketing Director for the track.