So tell me, what your new years resolutions are going to be 
Well, last year I didn’t do very good keeping my new years resolutions. I was only 1 for 4. So this year I decided to make them easier.
Last year: I will not eat my kid’s food.
This year: I will not eat my kid’s food off the floor.
Last year: I will only eat healthy food.
This year: I will eat at least one marginally healthy food item per week.
Last year: I will do sit-up’s each day.
This year: I will do at least one sit up each day.
Last year: Make sure I’m not friends with a Viking’s fan.
This year: Make sure I’m not friends with a Viking’s fan.