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« on: May 15, 2008, 12:47:54 PM »
A few days ago I was at the marina shop having some work done on my boat. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, What is a seven-hundred-ten? She replied, You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one. She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another boat which had its hatch open and asked there a 710 on this boat? She pointed and said, Of course, it's right there. If you're not sure what a 710 is





































































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Re: 710
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 05:30:50 AM »
That was great!   :o  :o

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Re: 710
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 06:39:11 AM »
LMFAO.... ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 710
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 09:52:45 PM »
I don't get it.  ;)



 Thats too good!
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Re: 710
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 05:45:35 PM »
boooooooo!!!!!

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Re: 710
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 06:50:54 PM »
boooooooo!!!!!

And oldie but still a goodie.

But shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?

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Re: 710
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 06:06:34 AM »
And oldie but still a goodie.

But shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?

Watch out cuz Doug will post it there and will be able to "post whore up". LOL
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Re: 710
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 08:14:21 AM »
And oldie but still a goodie.

But shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?

It’s a marine rated 710.  ;D
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Re: 710
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 04:08:19 PM »
Doug....
Does your wife know you post this stuff?????   I don't want to "OUT" you at the marina.... ;D
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Re: 710
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